If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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