Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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