That's intense
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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