I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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