I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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