Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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