It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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