Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
