Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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