Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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