so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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