ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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