I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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