To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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