JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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