aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Pants are for mortals
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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