Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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