so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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