she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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