We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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