i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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