wrigley field is MILF paradise
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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