i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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