i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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