So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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