Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Found your dick twin last night
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It's rum buckets o'clock
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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