At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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