I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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