two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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