My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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