Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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