office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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