You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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