So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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