It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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