i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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