Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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