So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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