You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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