This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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