There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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