Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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