She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize