you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Dick very happy bro
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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