You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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