Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize