Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Just high enough for therapy.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
