The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
They have beer where we have blood.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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