those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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