More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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