You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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