i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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