I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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