its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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