I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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